You Can't Park
Here, Mate

Parking verdict. With attitude. Snap any parking spot and find out instantly if you can park there.

🍎🤖 App coming soon

How it works

Three steps. Zero excuses for parking where you shouldn't.

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Snap It

Take a photo of any parking spot, sign, or road marking.

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Get the Verdict

Instant analysis of yellow and red lines, signs, zigzags, and local restrictions.

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Shame a Car

Already parked there illegally? Snap it. Let the app do the judging.

From "yeah go on then" to "OI. MOVE. NOW."

✅Yeah go on then.

🟢Knock yourself out.

⚠️Pushing it, mate.

🚧Bold of you. Very bold.

🚫Absolutely not.

🚨OI. DOUBLE YELLOW. MOVE.

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Free to download. 5 checks a day on the free tier. Unlimited on premium.

🍎🤖 App coming soon

For guidance only. Not legal advice. Always check posted signs.